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madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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absentloversthings:
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dunkelman:

heytheregisela:

awkward-lee:

mylifeisroosterteeth:

gavinplebfree:

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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RoosterTeeth fandom, please

PEOPLE

LIKE

GRAPES

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qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

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k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

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hogsmede:

bold what you have done

I avoid some people on purpose

I’ve thought about cheating 

I’ve cheated

I hate the way I look most of the time

I actually like the way I look most of the time 

I’ve been swimming in an ocean 
I’ve been swimming in a lake
I have sibling(s)
I have pet(s)
I’ve been on vacation recently 
I love meeting new people
I am insanely shy
I’m on a sports team 
My best friend is a boy 
I play music 
I don’t remember the last time I mailed a letter
I talk on the phone every night 
I drink milk almost every day
I’ve kissed someone in a bathroom
I’ve kissed someone in bed
I’ve kissed someone at school
I’ve kissed someone I just met 
I’ve kissed a good friend 
I like to read 
I like to watch tv
I couldn’t care less about video games 
I hate my mom and dad
I’ve had a crush on someone 5+ years older 
I’ve never asked someone out 
I can touch my nose with my tongue  
I love pizza
I actually love going grocery shopping
I love to travel 
I’ve been to another continent
I wish I had time to watch more movies 
I miss being a little kid
I’ve been to a public pool recently     
Summer is my favorite time of the year 
Winter is my favorite time of the year 
I have a favorite holiday 
I have a favorite holiday other than Christmas
I’ve been to a concert recently
I drive
I have my own car 
My room is almost always messy
I’m listening to music right now
Music helps me work 
The last person I texted was a boy
I want a new phone really bad BOLD TIMES A FUCKING THOUSAND MY PHONE IS LITERALLY COMING APART IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW
I love cartoons
The last thing I drank was water 
I used to play with barbies
I collect something
I’ve been to a carnival recently
I know what syncopation is 
I need to charge my phone 
I have a huge crush on someone right now 
I’ve kissed someone within the last 24 hours 
I’m still in my pajamas 
I have to go to school tomorrow
I need to clean something
I’ve hurt myself on purpose 
I’ve thrown up on purpose
I’ve broken a bone 
I’ve eaten something weird
I’m an extremely picky eater 
I’ve been out to eat recently 
I love going to the mall 
I hate big groups 
I remember the last party I went to 
I’m on the phone right now   
I’m watching tv right now
I’m eating right now
I’m on the phone, watching tv, and eating right now     
People say I’m funny (some. rarely. but it happens.)
People say I’m pretty
I’ve been told that I have gorgeous eyes
I need new clothes really bad
My hair is up right now 
I need to shave my legs 
I remember the last time I went to the doctor
I have braces 
I actually use my locker at school 
I get good grades
I have a MySpace 
I have a Facebook 
I showered last night 
I spy with my little eye something that is green 
I spy with my little eye something that is round 
I spy with my little eye something that is broken
I’ve had surgery
Someone I know has died 
Someone I know has had cancer
It’s past my bedtime
I’ve moved before
I’ve moved 4+ times 
I’ve gotten something removed 
People tell me that I have good hair 
People tell me that they like my clothes
I wish I had some money right now
I have a job
I need a job 
I actually got a stupid class ring
I’m listening to someone talking right now 
I wish I could talk to the boy I like right now 
I’ve kissed someone in front of my parents 
I’ve kissed someone on New Year’s 
I love Halloween
I remember the last time I tripped
I can see a picture of me from where I’m sitting
I can see my reflection from where I’m sitting
I’m kinda scared of the dark
It’s hard to sleep with the door open
It’s hard to sleep without a blanket
It’s morning 
I played soccer when I was little 
I played basketball when I was little
My ears are pierced 
My belly button is pierced    
I plan on going to college 
I plan on getting married 
I plan on having some kids
I babysit 
I still get an allowance 
I curse a lot
I got so drunk last night
I’ve been to a wedding recently 
I’ve met someone special on vacation
I have an accent (doesn’t everyone!??!?!)
I’m completely white
I know someone who has been homeschooled
I know someone in a band 
I can sing really well 
I can dance really well
I’ve never slow danced with anyone 
I suck at spelling
I suck at math
I recycle
I am pro-choice 
I know some rednecks
I want to get a tattoo
I want to get a new piercing
I hate MTV and VH1
I miss an ex
I still love an ex 
I’ve slapped someone
I’ve punched someone
I’ve been told that I have a nice butt
I think my boobs are too small 
I wish I could lose some weight
I can play the guitar 
I can speak another language 
I am fluent in another language 
I can play the piano
I’ve been told that I can’t dance
I’m a cheerleader  
I have a sweet tattoo 
I have a sweet facial piercing
I need to practice something
I believe in God 
I want to go to Mexico 
I want to go to Canada
I’ve traveled across the country 
I live on the east coast
I went to the beach last summer
I remember the last time I was insanely sunburned
I like to waste time
I like to sleep
I think I’m going to get asked out soon 
I keep a journal
I don’t remember the last dream I had
My first kiss kinda sucked
I think gay marriage should be legal 
I think smoking is gross
I’m wearing something that belongs to someone else 
My mom fixed the last meal I had 
I’ve never gotten my nails done (i bite them)
I should be doing homework right now
I’m adopted 
I love sappy movies
I love horror movies 
I love musicals
I’ve seen a broadway/west end show 
The last person I hugged was my mom/dad 
All of my grandparents are alive
I miss my boyfriend 
I haven’t talked to my best friend all day
People tell me that I’m short
Sometimes my socks don’t match
I can’t wait till my birthday
I’m a procrastinator 
I’m not like everyone else
I like strawberries 
I like thunderstorms 
Someone’s mad at me right now
I hate when people are rude
I’m an optimist
I am really self-conscious
My first relationship ended badly
I love when boys hold doors open
I’ve kissed 2+ people in one day
I’ve had a boy sleep over at my house
I bite my nails
I’ve been caught doing drugs
I’ve been caught cheating
I haven’t been to Disneyland
I’ve passed out from drinking
I get angry easily
I’m so laid back
I hate most girls
I love getting new shoes
I hate Chinese food
I don’t remember the last time I was grounded
I’ve been in love before
I’ve been cheated on
There are certain songs that remind me of my ex
I gave someone their first kiss
I straighten my hair more often than i should
I’ve been to a funeral this year 
I am insanely hungry right now
I liked this survey a lot
I should probably do something productive now

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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magical-meow:

Irina Shvayakova ~ This Maine Coon cutie’s name is Orgami

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katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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Fucking Lee 
- Everyone in the Utopia fandom
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